December 2011
123 posts
Oh no wait
some spack on facebook just posted a home tattoo. Wonky as ya like. Shame. Used to be good mates at school but he’s not head smart. OH WELL.
I think the best thing about today was
my (one legged 73 year old) uncle telling me that when he goes Tesco they say “Tommy’s here” on the tannoy so that someone can sort his disability shopping trolly. Tesco famous.
HERO.
And also the booze cabinet that may as well be an off-license he keeps in his shed. Don’t drink too much straight whiskey/vodka/gin etc otherwise you’ll end up with clogged arteries...
On asos now.
So many shooooes ♥
Bought some of that really dark purple lipstick.
Unsure.
It’s accentuated the shape of my lips quite nicely but my little sister said I look like a massive goff.
On the fence. Probably get used to it, bit like the first time you ever put lippy on and you didn’t look like yourself.
I would adopt them both. Be like all my... →
"Ultimate Office Party"
NO FUCK OFF SPOTIFY I WANNA LISTEN TO BLACK FLAG FOR FUXXX SAKE!
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Awaiting the masses
for Traditional Pre Christmas shindig at mine with the usual suspects I spent high school and/or college with.
80% probability of having my door knocked furiously three times with “Penny. Penny. Penny.” within the next hour.
(When you sleep with someone who looks like Leonard off Big Bang Theory then you become known as Penny by proxy. FML)
Had a last minute call off Jamie before he goes Amsterdam for a few days then he’s back home in Glasgow for the weekend. Won’t see him til after Christmas :(
Mood’s picked up the last few days. Probably because of having so much fun for Debbie’s birthday pissing about in artificial snow. Got a good week ahead of me though. Having Chinese with Lauren tomorrow and having...
Chill Factor e
Pure funny!
